- Donald Trump said that he was running for president as a Republican. That's funny, because I thought he was running as a joke.
- Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head. If you're at the Washington Post table with Trump and you can't finish your entree, don't worry, the fox will eat it.
- Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for vice president
- On the Royal Wedding: As I was watching the festivities I couldn't help thinking how wonderful it is to live in a country where people don't have to wear hats like that
- Just look at the options Republicans are kicking around: Palin. Huckabee. Gingrich. Trump. That doesn’t sound like a field of candidates -- that sounds like season 13 of Dancing With The Stars. And not the stars -- the dancers
- [Trump] said he's got a great relationship with 'the blacks'. Unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I bet he's mistaken.
Seth Meyers Kills Donald Trump
Seth Meyers killed Donald Trump - so to speak. In case you missed Seth's speech at the White House Correspondent dinner, here's the best of the best:
