Seth Meyers Kills Donald Trump

Seth Meyers killed Donald Trump - so to speak. In case you missed Seth's speech at the White House Correspondent dinner, here's the best of the best:

  • Donald Trump said that he was running for president as a Republican. That's funny, because I thought he was running as a joke.

  • Donald Trump often appears on Fox, which is ironic because a fox often appears on Donald Trump's head. If you're at the Washington Post table with Trump and you can't finish your entree, don't worry, the fox will eat it.

  • Donald Trump owns the Miss USA pageant, which is great for Republicans because it will streamline their search for vice president

  • On the Royal Wedding: As I was watching the festivities I couldn't help thinking how wonderful it is to live in a country where people don't have to wear hats like that

  • Just look at the options Republicans are kicking around: Palin. Huckabee. Gingrich. Trump. That doesn’t sound like a field of candidates -- that sounds like season 13 of Dancing With The Stars. And not the stars -- the dancers

  • [Trump] said he's got a great relationship with 'the blacks'. Unless the Blacks are a family of white people, I bet he's mistaken.
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